Examine Your Church’s Website
Last week, political commentator Glenn Beck advised his audience to visit their church’s website. He told them that they should look for the phrases “social justice” and “economic justice,” and if they found those phrases, they should leave their church. Whether or not you agree with Mr. Beck’s view that “social justice” and “economic justice” are code words for communism, I do think you should examine your church website for a few phrases. In fact, if you find any of the following phrases on your church website, perhaps you should consider finding a new place of worship.
1. “Poisonous Snakes”
Some folks like to express their faith by handling poisonous snakes, but we don’t recommend it. It’s flat-out dangerous, and some people are allergic to the anti-venom. Yikes!
2. “Find us on MySpace”
This one isn’t as dangerous as #1 … I just don’t like MySpace.
3. “When the aliens come for us”
Let the record reflect that this phrase never ends well for those who use it or believe it. I’ll even go out on a limb and say that the aliens are never going to come for us.
4. “Electroshock therapy”
Whether intended for use as church discipline, correcting unruly youngsters, or good old-fashioned fun, always make sure that electroshock therapy should be administered by trained professionals. Not eager amateurs.
5. “Christian alternative to Twitter”
Twitter rocks. There are plenty of Christians who use it well and to the glory of God. No need for an alternative. Just say no to HolyTweet or 70 Plus 7 Characters or whatever they come up with next.
And lastly, please flee your church if you find the following phrase on its website:
6. “Hitler was misunderstood”
This one should go without saying.
Assuming that your church’s website is free from all these phrases, please continue attending regularly!
God bless!
That was great Scott! Love your sense of humor!
Blessings!
posted at 5:23 pm on March 15th, 2010 by alysdrake